- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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