what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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