- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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