Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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