- Anti Joke

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

quantum physics?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.