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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What is older than history?

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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