A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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knock knock go away

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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