- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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