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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Your Mom The End.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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