A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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WNBA

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Smelly Indians.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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