- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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