Barack Obama.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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bangers and mash?

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Stephen Hawking

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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