Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A man walked into a bar owch

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Whats green? The color green.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

hey hey apple

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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