- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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