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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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