- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Face...the other white meat!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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