- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Jack Stevens

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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