Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Grace Ackerson

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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#IHateHashtags

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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hey guys im gay

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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This is an anti- joke

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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