- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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