What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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i like turtles

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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George W. Bush

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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