Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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american idol

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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