roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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