- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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