- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

i like turtles

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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