- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Tall asians

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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