- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

why was kade sad? he shit himself

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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