- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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