So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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