- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

all your base are belong to mark

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I went to school. Then I came home.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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