- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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