- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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