A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

A penis walks into a bar..

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Bob Saget that is all

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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