- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Dwarf Shortage

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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