- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

A: Knock Knock B: 7

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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