- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A black student graduated High School

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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