two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Knock knock. Its open.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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