- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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