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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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