- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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