- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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