how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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