why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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