Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Pickle

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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