- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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