- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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