How many light bulbs? 1

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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