An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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