- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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