- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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