- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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