What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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