- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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