- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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