- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What do you call your mom? Mom

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

I just threw up..In my pants.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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