what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Take part of what?

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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