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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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