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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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