Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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