- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Boxing on Boxing Day

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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