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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

why did the girl cry because she was raped

a black man pays his child support

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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