Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Good job, son.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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