a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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