- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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