Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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