- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Kyle grund parker coffey

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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