Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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