- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Oh, go away

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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