- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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