- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

whats white and sticky glue

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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