- Anti Joke

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Obama = ebola

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.