- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

fish fishy caoimhin

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

i had a black friend once......just kidding

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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