Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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