- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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