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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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