- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Once upon a time, The end.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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