- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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