- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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