- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

my egg roll

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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