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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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