Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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whats up and also down? your mum

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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your mum

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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