- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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