An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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