Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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you give like i give lomain

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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