- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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