- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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