what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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