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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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