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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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