- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Well this is pointless.....

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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