- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Your face

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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