what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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