- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Female rights.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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