- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Click here to end the world.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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