- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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