- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Pickles are powerful

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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