You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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