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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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