- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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