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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

the economy.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

pudding

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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