Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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