- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

men, men like men= men+bed

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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