Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

I enjoy Popcorn

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

My three children are three big mistakes.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

[Set up] [No punch line]

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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