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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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