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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Skinny people fart less.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

are you saying pam, or pan?

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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