- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

The Princess is in another castle

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

salad days!

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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