- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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