- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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