why was the old man on the ground he fell

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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