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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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