- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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