Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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