- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Oh, go away

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

TIMMY

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Jovan

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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