Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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