DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Title IX

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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BIG MAC'S

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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