- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and gluey Glue

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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