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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A young baby died.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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