- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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