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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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