- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

womens rights

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