- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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