- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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