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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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