- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

like this if you think what ever you want to..

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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