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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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