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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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