- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Women's rights

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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