WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Please don't shoot me

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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