This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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