A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Whats funny? Your face.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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