- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

your no better than a cockroach

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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