- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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