- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

There was an american man on the way to work.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

black people

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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