A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

I read the terms of service.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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