- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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