- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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