- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am I writing this...im bored

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

AIDS

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Bob Saget that is all

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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