- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

G:nock nock B:come in!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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