What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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