Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

A French man gets into a fight

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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