This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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