Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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