- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

HURT

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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