My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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