What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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A whole 'nother.

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What does water taste like? Water

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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womens rights

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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diarrhea.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Anti Joke

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