- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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