- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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