How high is the sky? True or False

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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