- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

All of these jokes are about white people

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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