- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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