How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

The holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

girls basketball

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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