- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

You're a big fat monkey.

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