What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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