- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What is green and slow Grass.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

rent a cops

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

your face

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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