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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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