- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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