- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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