What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

WNBA

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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