- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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