- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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