- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

i had sex.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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