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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

This is not a joke.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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