- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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