- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

knock knock who's there ?

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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